Not me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week I certainly did not leave the dirty dishes in the sink for three days till the sink overflowed. And there was Not a leftover cereal bowl with milk left in it which did not curddle. I would never let my kitchen be that bad.

I also did not kick my husband out of bed to change our darling son's poopy diaper. While I played as if I didn't know he had a big time poop. I would never try to get out of changing a poopy diaper now would I?

I did not have the biggest blonde moment of my life and stared at the OJ bottle's clear fill line and then ask my brother why it was made that way. Then saw the words underneath the line which would have told me all that I needed to know without looking as a fool.

I also did not call my darling son Avery , Nathaniel (my nephew) the other day talking to my sister. I know my own son's name!!

So what else did you not do this week!