Are you feeling guilty for avoiding making a dentist appointment for just one more month because you hate going there so much? Hope that no one saw you pick your nose while you sat at the traffic light? Overcome with shame because, in your house, cleaning for guests just means shoving stuff into drawers and closets? Well don't be! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing! Just make your post and add it to McMama's blog! This week, I did not leave work early with a headache and heard the Macarana song and crank the music up loud and dance to this oldie. No, that was not me you saw making a fool of herself at the stop light doing that old song and dance. No, not me. I did not eat icing out of the jar all week long. I know better and am trying to stay away from cavities. And I know that eating out of a jar leads to weight gain.. which I haven't had.. not at all... I also did not throw myself a pity party as I cleaned out Avery's closet because my little boy is growing up. I also did not leave my screaming child under the chair so I could take a picture of him and how he got himself stuck! I am also NOT going to grab a bit of icecream out of the container before I go tobed. I am not a pig like that. Good nite!
Are you feeling guilty for caving in at Wal-Mart and buying candy for your children just to keep them quiet and happy even though you never buy them candy? Hope that no one saw you pull your infants diaper waaaaaay back in the middle of the sermon at church to see if it was dirty? Overcome with shame when you sleep in at morning until after your children wake? (And, trust me, this week I wouldn't know anything about any of those examples.) Well don't be! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing! This week I certainly did not hit my husband with the car. I mean, I know how to drive and know that I need him to wait until he moves away before I back up. Therefore the mirror won't hit him I also did not think.. oh what a great not me monday story it would make. Meanwhile, I also did not almost hit my sister with the car the exact same way a few days later. This past week, I didn't stand in front of my work's sink and just put my hands out expecting the water to just turn on. And then sign about how the automatic sink doesn't work every. Then realizing that the sink wasn't automatic. This week, I also did not almost burn the house down when I left a pot of beans simmering on teh stove as I watched tv for three hours. Nope I am completly careful and remember to always check on my cooking food This week, I also didn't let my child fall and tap I mean bang his head against the floor resulting in a piercing scream from my sweet boy. No, I am always careful and would never let my child fall over and hurt themselves. I also didn't beg my husband to take our little one to the store so I could catch up on couponing and instead took a nap. Nope, I always take advantage to my babyfree time to catch up on things around the house!
